Busch Gardens vs. Disney: The Tale of the Tape

Comedian and sportscaster Nick Bakay used to have a segment on ESPN called, “The Tale of the Tape”. In this segment he would humorously and in his words “scientifically” compare two things using “stats” like those compared for boxers prior to a fight. Sometimes the things were remotely related like “the Indy 500” versus “the Kentucky Derby” and other times they were totally unrelated like “Babe Ruth the player” vs. “Baby Ruth the candy bar”. Here’s an example comparing professional hockey and professional wrestling. So in the style of Nick Bakay we thought it would be fun to compare Busch Gardens to Disney. Here we go!

Busch Gardens vs. Disney — let’s see how they stack up at The Tale of the Tape…

Busch Gardens vs. Disney
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Busch Gardens Tampa
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Disney Magic Kingdom
Advantage
Getting in Park, tram, walk, security, gate Park, tram, security, walk, monorail/boat, walk, gate Busch Gardens
Former Life of Property A brewery A swamp Busch Gardens
Signature Souvenir Complimentary park map Mouse ears Disney
Free Beer! 2 free beers for each adult in 2019 Buttons to wear for special occasions Busch Gardens
Fireworks Summer weekends and holidays in a field by a defunct roller coaster Every night above a castle with music and projections that made my wife cry Disney
Annual pass (out of state) ~$130/year with a handful of blackout dates ~$900/year Busch Gardens
Hotels 4-star resorts on property 4-story Hampton Inn across the street Disney
Soda  $15.99 all you can drink in a day and $0.99 refills after that $3.50 each Busch Gardens
PhotoPass $60/year January special $70/day which I believe is ~1/365th of a year Busch Gardens
Rides may cause Nausea: 17 roller coaster inversions by my count Earworms: It’s a small world after all… Push
Characters to meet Elmo and his Sesame Street pals (and the carnival game workers) Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald, Tigger, Pooh, etc. and Princesses Disney
Train Burns propane like a giant gas grill to make steam while traversing Sarengeti A giant photo prop for 1-2 years while its tracks are rerouted for Tron Busch Gardens
Newest Ride/Attraction Cobra’s Curse (until Tigris opens later this year) President Trump added to the Hall of Presidents Busch Gardens

So, there you have it, it’s so simple when you break things down scientifically.  In this “I-4 battle for Florida theme park supremacy”, the advantage goes to Busch Gardens. In retrospect, it was obviously over at “free beer”. Until next time, this is BGT Safari reminding you the numbers never lie.

Also, if you liked our “Tale of the Tape” you should check out Nick’s book on Amazon!

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